techiehux:

@kylocanyounot

Techie froze and felt ice run through his veins. Why is Kylo Ren, of all people, talking to him?! The blood is pulsing so hard in his ears that he doesn’t even know what the man is saying, and can only stare blankly at him.

“Um, ah,” he says, very intelligently.

And then bolts for the nearest exit.

Techie hurriedly flips on the lights and points towards the room with a grand, sweeping gesture. “Happy Kylo Day!”

Red and white balloons all over the place, a black layer cake with candles arranged in the shape of a smiley face, and decorative wire figures of animals (some of them not recognizable, to be honest) meet Ren’s eyes. There’s a scented candle somewhere in all the decorations that makes the room smell of peppermint.