Dear Captain Phasma: First off… hello. Um, I’m one of the technicians on-board. You might not know me but I see you around all the time, and your armor is super cool… I think that you’re cool too, so, ah, if we could maybe go out sometime? Talk a little? I have a crush on you, Captain… Sorry if that’s weird! Um, if you don’t want to, please just forget this ever happened! -Bill Huxley