Oh shit. This is a hard question! Generally speaking (hah!), if you’re ever nice to me, I’ll 100% get a crush on you because I’m a slut for affection…

For a more detailed version:

Men; I really like all kinds of dudes, but especially the ones bigger/taller/stronger than me. So hot 😳 Any hair color is good, but atm I’m obsessed with black hair. Also muscles! Holy shit, *muscles* 💦 Big noses are a turn on too… I like to kiss the tip. Must be nice to me. (Not necessarily in bed!) Pretty much, if you’re male I’ll like you at some point 😅

Women; My requirements are more strict because of obvious (trauma-related) reasons. No short black hair. Like, at all. Should be extra, *extra* nice to me or I’ll probably cry. No yelling. Can’t carry knives!! Um… I think patience is the biggest thing I’m looking for in a woman. I’d want her to understand that my past won’t make a relationship with me easy, so sometimes I won’t be a very good boyfriend. If she has that, I think it can work out.