Hello, Sarah,

Hi!

Dear Sarah, 

 I’ve seen you around the Finalizer before. You seem really nice. One time I saw you with a really pretty braid and I was wondering if you could show me how to do that? Sorry, that’s random and really weird… Um, truthfully, I like you. A lot. I bought you some flowers but we’ve never even talked so I feel like a freak… Do you still want them? I have them in a vase with water so they’ll stay alive for a while. You can come get them. Or I’ll bring them over.

I have no idea what I’m doing, or where I’m going with this train-wreck of a letter. Sorry for wasting your time! You probably don’t like me back and that’s okay! Just smile at me sometimes in the hallway if you want to, and I’ll be content.

Love,

Sincerely,

William Huxley 

(the technician with the funny eyes)

@ddomhnallgleeson