7. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?
Being the stupidly-easy to arouse person that I am, I got turned on while I was checking out some pipes in an engine room. I may have, uh, humped something. Multiple times. Pipes, to be clear… for like an hour.
20. What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?
I waited around in the cafeteria for Kylo Ren to finish eating while I pretended to read a datapad (and that I wasn’t staring at his biceps.) When he left a used napkin on the table I took it and brought it back (for Mattie to, uh, use)… This is really fucking gay on a lot of levels.
[T3CH13N1C1@N posted at 8:45PM]