Pick-up lines meme

septic-muse:

“You look a lot like my next partner.”

“Are you coffee? Because I like you a latte.”

“If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?”

“If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d
have a galaxy in my hand.”

“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”

“I’m not a photographer but I can picture us together.”

“So do you have a name or can I call you mine?”

“Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.”

“They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a
conversation?”

“Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”

“Do you have life alert? Because I’ve fallen for you and I
can’t get up.”

“Do you know what my/your shirt is made of?
Boyfriend/girlfriend material.”

“Your lips look so lonely… Would they like to meet mine?”

“Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”

“Is your father a mechanic? Because you’ve got a finely
tuned body.”

“I hope you know CPR because you took my breath away!”

“You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence?”

“You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.”

“Were you in boy scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart
in a knot.”

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