“W-what?…”
Matt could feel his face flushing at the words. At the same time he let out a small laugh because who said something like that. He couldn’t tell if the man was being serious or just messing around with him.Techie’s smile falters. Okay, so that one was no good. He draws a big X over that pick-up line in his mental notebook and resolves to come up with something better. Oh! An idea!
“I b-bet you can’t come up with a better pickup line than mine, Matt!” Techie’s wide grin gets turned on towards Matt at full blast. He’s certain he’ll die of love if he hears a pickup line come out of Matt’s own mouth, but it’ll have been worth it.
Matt raised an eyebrow. What that what this was some kind of challenge.
“ oh is this a pick up line challenge? Let me think. Hmmm.”
This really wasn’t something matt was ever any good at. Pick up lines were more Ben’s speed. Maybe if he used one he heard Ben use that would work. He heard him use plenary to pick up girls when they were younger. He thought trying to pick out a good one that wasn’t too cheesy because Ben could do cheesy well.
“Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.”
“Shit, we w-would be,” Techie mutters to himself under his breath. There’s a blush threatening to rise high in his cheeks.
Okay. My turn.
“Did you sit in a p-pile of sugar? Because you’ve got a, um, pretty sweet… ass.”
Matt’s whole face went red at that line. He never thought he’d hear techie say something like that directed at him. If only these lines were being said seriously because that would be great. Matt let out a long sigh at that thought.
“ um ah let’s see hmmm…is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.”
Matt’s face got even redder after he stuttered that one out. It had been another gem he’d herd Ben use. He just hopped it wasn’t too much.
K.O!!
Techie’s eyes suddenly start humming like loud laptop fans, mouth open and staring incredulously at Matt. Fucking hell.
“Y-Y-You win! I’m gonna go… over there. Bye!” Techie moved faster than light when he felt the beginning of arousal stirring in the pit of his stomach. He was ridiculously easy to turn on, but there was no way in hell he’d stick around so Matt could see the boner he’d been about to pop.
TechieHux 