TechieHux

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I kinda wanna write ‘If Hux Could Kill’ 

Kylo comes in, he’s wearing a slinky black dress with slits so high that it would make any man turn his head. He leans on the desk, and the dress gaps seductively. He takes a long drag of his cigarette even though he seems to be in a rush. Then Kylo bats his eyelashes and with a husky voice begs Hux to help him. 

“You see, my old boss thinks I stole some money, but I promise I didn’t Mr.Hux. You gotta help me.”

Hux takes the case,after all he couldn’t allow this boss to snuff out a man with legs like that.

The boss is murdered and Kylo gasps and holds onto Hux, as if he can’t stand after hearing the news. He then begs Hux to figure out who killed Snoke. 

All the clues seem to be pointing at a young girl who worked in the casino, Rey, but Hux can see past that.

In the end it turns out that Kylo hired Hux so that he would appear innocent, and murder had been his plan all alone. Hux thinks about turning him in, but in the end he lets Kylo go free and turns the girl into the police as the murderer.

After all it would be a shame to lock away such a prime pair of legs, especially when they are attached to a man who is asking him up for a nightcap.