trooperst-3v3:

After the chocolate chip/welding torch incident, Deej says I’m not allowed to bake anymore.

I don’t know what her problem is. My eyebrows will grow back.

Anyway, maybe I can knit him a nice hat instead.

Do any of you know when his birthday is? Was he even born? Or did he just emerge fully-formed, like Boticelli’s Venus, from a sea of piss and vinegar? Also, do you think he’d prefer wool, or something easier to wash like acrylic?

Even I don’t know his birthday, but go for acrylic. Easier to wash off blood and guts that way!

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