panik-faze:

*kazoo*

‘Happy Birthday Karrot!
This wish is just for you!
A birthday full of techie porn 
And a dash of kylux too!
May your future be the brightest!
May your dildos be unfound!
And if you die in some horrible way
I’ll burn your laptop before it’s found!’

I can always trust you to know just what to say 😂 Thank you!! ❤