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First Order Personnel Handbook: Excerpts and Examples from Leadership.

Finished it! Nine chapters, 4420 words, happy ending for two frustrated fools.

Prompts used: Thank you if you sent one or more of these!

1. With all due respect sir, you can eat a bag of dicks

2. Thank you, but I hope I never meet you again

3. He’s my number one despiser

4. Hold my hat

5. You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you?

6. Don’t apologise. That’s not the point. Did you mean it?

7. Are you still awake?

8. So are we doing this or what?

9. Well, make it quick, I don’t have all day