“I am the General of the First Order Army, and I demand that
you put me down at once!”—
Ben was a lonely child who talked to his toy soldiers and
stuffed animals. His favourite wooden soldier wore a bright red cape over a
smart grey uniform. He called the toy “General Hux”, for surely only a general who
commanded whole armies would be dressed in such a sharp uniform, and “Hux” sounded like a good name for a redheaded general. Ben made the
general many tiny medals from pieces of aluminum, and took Uncle Chewie’s
sewing pin to be the general’s very sharp rapier, which has tasted the blood of
many enemies.Ben’s mother didn’t become worried until Ben swore his toys
talked back to him.—
Years later, struggling artist/busboy/occasional handyman Kylo
Ren (whose very outdated photo with very large ears, watery eyes, and the completely
wrong name still showed on missing children’s lists) met prospective roommate electrical
engineer Hux.
TechieHux 