TechieHux

callmelyss:

My Baby’s a Devil in the Bedroom, rated E, demon AU, humor: Kylo has an unusual squatter. He’s pretty fine with it.

Chapter Four

“As I understand it, most human adolescents are fuck-ups,” he points out, reasonably. “I bet you were darling as a troubled youth, though. Let me guess, all knees and elbows and ears and shaggy hair and scowl-y faces? Adorable.”

He snorts. “Sure, if by adorable, you mean ‘terminally awkward’ and ‘covered in pimples’ and ‘seething with unmanaged anger issues.’ It wasn’t pretty.” A disturbing thought occurs to him: “I don’t want to know what teenage demons are like, do I?”

“I’ve ever been the picture of grace and poise, thank you very much,” Hux replies primly.

“So you were a little terror.” Kylo grins.

Kylo broadens his listening horizons. Hux goes to the library.