creepycreepyspacewizard:

Brothers Matt and Kylo move into a shitty new apartment complex after Kylo got them evicted from their old place and Matt cost them their deposit by losing his cool at the old landlord. So they’ve ended up in this shithole they can still barely afford. They’re both on edge constantly- Kylo thinks his new employer is up to some shady shit, Matt knows he’s in over his head at his own job, they both expect to be unemployed soon if Snoke doesn’t straight up murder Kylo first. Plus that hot guy at Kylo’s work is a cocktease and Matt hasn’t been laid since the early 00s so they’re both miserable and at each other’s throats. Plus now they have mice, scrabbling in the walls and keeping them from sleeping.

Except weird things start happening. Food shows up in the fridge, half eaten but neither of them remembers buying it. Matts laptop turns on in the middle of the night and it’s always on helpful YouTube videos. They keep finding exercise equipment behind the couch that wasn’t there before. And Matt’s closet door opens itself in the night.

Matt tried to ask the long haired building super about it but the cute little man just locked his office door. WHATS GOING ON?

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