hux: so i found out ren is a sleep talker last night
phasma: oh really?
hux: “i’ll show you the dark side” right in my ear. at 3am.
Author: techiehux

Aight, whichever one of you sinners is u/jellysmoker, thank you for asking the real questions

“Well Supreme Leader? Are you going to help me lotion my back?” Hux drawled teasingly, watching well the way Ren’s eyes were raking over every inch of his figure. Suddenly the suggestion to take shore leave seemed less frivolous.
















