Author: techiehux

| techiehux

thebibliosphere:

So my soul just left my body.

This is just a fly by update but I feel it’s imperative that you know that in my city you can keep your yearly bus pass on your phone via the app, and that on occasion police officers will jump on and off between stops to make sure no one is fair dodging.

And it’s normally not a problem to just take my phone out and let them scan the barcode, except apparently I locked my phone while the Tumblr app was still active, and upon reopening the app refreshed automatically and that’s the story of how the police officer peering over my shoulder got an eyeful of General Hux getting absolutlely rammed by Kylo Ren because despite me using the filtering function to avoid nsfw stuff in public, none of y’all godless heathens tag your porn!

Happy fucking Star Wars day. Literally.

How can you cry if your eyes are fake?

| techiehux

I’d been saving my tiny wages for a while to try and upgrade my eyes. Before, it hurt like hell to “cry”- which was mostly them swelling up and me getting a headache without any actual tears. Thanks to patience and the help of some friends, an engineer fixed my tear ducts and hooked em up to my mechs 🙂

[Posted at 10:52PM]