@sugardaddyhux and I are having a competition to see who can think of the silliest Kylux AU. Mate, do you know how prepared I am for this? I raise you:
OHOHOHO YOU ARENT READY FOR THIS JELLY
I RAISE YOU
KYLUX SOCK SUBSCRIPTION AU.
Hux is an entrepreneur breaking into the emerging trend of sock subscription services. Socks delivered to your door monthly. He has the monopoly over the market, selling functional socks to those who dont have time to buy their own socks, but wish to keep up with the newest sock trends. Then, his sales start to drop. What is going on? A quick google search reveals the culprit: a rival sock subscription service selling -ugh- colourful hipster socks. It takes him all of 3 minutes to find the name and business address of VaderSocks2U. Kylo Ren would regret the day he ever set a socked foot in Hux’s territory. Let the Sock Wars begin.
Rated M. Extremely kinky. Socks used as sex toys.
ho ho I see you there trying to kill me with your kinky Sock AU (now there’s a sentence I never thought I’d hear) and I raise you
Rated L FOR LOVE
Oh, a good one. I admit, thats gonna be hard to beat…
LUCKILY IVE GOT JUST THE THING
KYLUX BIRD WATCHING AU
Kylo Ren is the reigning Supreme Leader of the Big List – the bird watching competition to see the most bird species in a year. He’s confident he’s going to win this year too, until a previously unknown, redheaded watcher starts to step too close to his record. Ren should be travelling all over the world to see as many birds as possible, but he is drawn to Armitage Hux, known as The General in the bird world. He soon finds himself watching less birds and more booty…
100k slow burn bird-nerd mega fic full of terribke bird related innuendoes
A couple of you absolute darlings have asked where I’m registered for wedding gifts, the answer is that I am not. Since the future Mr MoonwalkingCrab and I have been living together for so long, there is nothing we really need.
However, should you feel like contributing a teeny bit to our honeymoon fund, you can do so through my Ko-fi❤
You are all so wonderful and generous, I don’t know what I have done to deserve you!
Hey! After a long absence I’m opening up some commission spots!
Although these examples are Kylux but I am happy to consider anything else- fandoms/OCs/portraits etc if you can give me a description and/or references. More examples of my art styles can be found here and here.
Payment is by PayPal in USD (or GBP). I’ll send you an initial sketch so you can approve the concept before payment, then I’ll complete the work. WIPs and streaming available on request (and timezone for streaming).
I won’t do – underage, noncon, visceral gore (blood is fine); and I reserve the right to turn down anything else that makes me uncomfortable.
TechieHux 