Brothers Matt and Kylo move into a shitty new apartment complex after Kylo got them evicted from their old place and Matt cost them their deposit by losing his cool at the old landlord. So they’ve ended up in this shithole they can still barely afford. They’re both on edge constantly- Kylo thinks his new employer is up to some shady shit, Matt knows he’s in over his head at his own job, they both expect to be unemployed soon if Snoke doesn’t straight up murder Kylo first. Plus that hot guy at Kylo’s work is a cocktease and Matt hasn’t been laid since the early 00s so they’re both miserable and at each other’s throats. Plus now they have mice, scrabbling in the walls and keeping them from sleeping.
Except weird things start happening. Food shows up in the fridge, half eaten but neither of them remembers buying it. Matts laptop turns on in the middle of the night and it’s always on helpful YouTube videos. They keep finding exercise equipment behind the couch that wasn’t there before. And Matt’s closet door opens itself in the night.
Matt tried to ask the long haired building super about it but the cute little man just locked his office door. WHATS GOING ON?
send me a made-up fic title and i’ll tell you what i would write to go with it
It’s that time of year again! Rather than reblog 2016 and 2017′s posts separately, I thought I would combine them. (if you need it reblogged for ease of reading or anything let me know and I can tag you :D)
For those of you that don’t know, every year I make a special queue for Tiny Kylo and friends to post throughout Thanksgiving Day because I know it’s a very stressful time for many of my American followers. Tiny Kylo knows how tough family can be. And he, his tiny friends, and I want to help. Please read the two screenshots so you can get a better idea of what we’ve done each year!
If there is a prompt or a question or something that you would like to see to cheer you up or bring you some distractions on Thanksgiving, send it in by around 8PM EST on Wednesday the 21st and I will get it in the Thanksgiving queue. I want it to be posting about every half-hour or so, so that people can refresh and check if they need it. Every year I’ve gotten quite a few messages saying it’s been helpful or just nice to see.
You can send stuff in even if you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, you can send stuff not related to the holiday or fall or anything like that, you can ask for serious things, for silly things, for anything in between. For Kylo, Hux, Phasma, Rey, Finn, Techie, Matt, Ben, Armie, The Knights of Ren, The Beans, even Phasma’s micro troopers (throwback to 2016 anyone? haha). If it’s something that’ll make your day better, send it in. I’ll do my best to fulfill them all.
PLEASE send via askbox, I’ve only been getting notified about half the time for replies. Anon is turned on if that helps too!
All of the posts will be tagged ‘Thanksgiving Ren’ again this year, to help you find it (or hide it if it’s too much)! I will reblog some fun posts from years past as well.
Thanks, friends. Remember that Tiny Kylo loves you, I love you, and it’ll be ok ❤
Note: This year I will ALSO be doing this for Christmas; I’ll make a post about that closer to the date!
Poor Hux, just when he makes his first friend, his humans have to hurt him and scare him away. He didn’t even get his name.
Yes,
that’s right, that’s not just pretty jewelry on Hux, it’s actually a
harness for his humans to hook him and pull him out of the water.
I’m
enjoying this mermaid au, I know I should be working on other stuff but
this always pops up in my head first. I’m also happy other people seem
to be enjoying it too ^^.
Please give me a fem!Hux with the exact same backstory as canon!Hux.
Armité Hux, the illegitimate child of Brendol and a cook, obsessed with discipline and control. Organized. Vicious and sharp. Deadly like a gun, as little and smart as a whip.
She is also absolutely terrorized of getting into a relationship – she she saw her birth mother ridiculed for having her, her father’s wife betrayed, and her father in the middle, hurting all of them. Marriage isn’t about love, she figures, and real love ends in tragedy.
And then Lady Ren gets assigned to the Finalizer.
She flirts. Shamelessly. Destroys things. She’s volatile. She’s madness incarnate. And Armité, for some reason, can’t resist her. She’s been able to resist everyone else, her underlings, her superiors, even Phasma (who made a pass at her once or twice before finding a longterm girlfriend).
At first, Armité lets herself respond in kind to the attraction, but not to the affection. Affection has ulterior motives, she doesn’t trust it. Affection is a bribe, used by men and women alike to get what they want. She won’t put up with it. Brendol always told her that she’d need more focus than love to succeed, and Maratelle resented her for being illegitimate, and her birth mother–well, she was kept well away from her birth mother.
Her only frame of reference for what Lady Ren is doing is her own parents, and there’s no damn way she’s going to end up like them. She will not give in.
Until she does. Until ridiculous things like wildflowers from worldside missions and cups of coffee and cheek kisses and weird gallant knight behavior pile up and she realizes nobody smart enough to work alongside her is going to try to deceive her like this.
Any actor is happy to
be involved with something that’s challenging, controversial, and not
easily palatable. Things that are too dumbed down or easy to swallow are
uninteresting… It’s good when people have such a polarizing response.
TechieHux 