“God help the man who ever really loves you. You’ll break his heart, my darling. My cruel, destructive, little kitten who is so careless and confident he doesn’t even bother to sheathe his own claws.”
That means a lot to me!! I’m a huge fan of your blog and I’m glad you like mine too ❤🎊 I almost typed “Happy Birthday” to you too but that doesn’t make any sense, whoops 😂
– it would be classic!Kylux with them as star crossed lovers OR bitter exes, connected by Fate but kept apart by Circumstances they have to surmount
– they would have tried to kill each other already
– then made out after trying to kill each other
– Phasma and other supporting characters would constantly make suggestive remarks about their relationship
– they would have long, innuendo laden private conversations in front of a viewport while supernovas explode in slow motion in the background, clearly a metaphor for the sex they are having in their heads
– visions visions visions in pretty details
– Kylo Ren would be SAD and beautiful and batshit crazy (oh wait this is canon)
– Millicent would exist
– they would go on shore leave to some freaky planet
‘Happy Birthday Karrot! This wish is just for you! A birthday full of techie porn And a dash of kylux too! May your future be the brightest! May your dildos be unfound! And if you die in some horrible way I’ll burn your laptop before it’s found!’
I can always trust you to know just what to say 😂 Thank you!! ❤
TechieHux 