ask-matttheradartechnician:

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship – 
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is thsis not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTP
How long will they last? – forever and ever
How quickly did/will they fall in love? – slowly over a few months without the other knowing they were
How was their first kiss? – soft light and short just a brush of lips
Wedding:
Who proposed? – surprisingly matt
Who is the best man/men? – Ben Kylo and kess
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? – hux and not sure who else techie would pick Mitaka? Idk
Who did the most planning? – 50
Who stressed the most? – I think they both stressed.
How fancy was the ceremony? – 
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – Snoke because no one needs him around in his golden robes
Sex:
Who is on top? – techie for the most part
Who is the one to instigate things? – techie until matt gets more comfortable then 60 40
How healthy is their sex life? – 
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8| 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? -
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys |6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? – 30 minutes sometimes more
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – yes
How rough are they in bed? – Matt’s pretty gentle when it comes to sex but will be down for whatever techie wants to try
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? – 
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? – none
How many children will they adopt? – 2
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Matt
Who is the stricter parent? – they both want to be soft but try to share the disciplining
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Matt
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Matt
Who is the more loved parent? – both
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Probably matt
Who cried the most at graduation? – both
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – techie
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? – Matt
Who is the most picky in their food choice? – techie
Who does the grocery shopping? – both
How often do they bake desserts? – weekly matt likes to bake especially when he’s stressed
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – meat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Matt
Who is more likely to suggest going out? – techie
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? – techie
Chores:
Who cleans the room? – Matt
Who is really against chores? – techie
Who cleans up after the pets? – both
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – techie
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Matt
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – techie
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? – techie but he also doesn’t take them often
Who takes the dog out for a walk? – both
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – every holidays
What are their goals for the relationship? – to just love each other and make the other happy forever
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – techie
Who plays the most pranks? – techie