Author: techiehux

Do you know when is Hux’s birthday, ST-3V3? Maybe you could surprise him with a cake. #Hugs4Hux

| techiehux

trooperst-3v3:

After the chocolate chip/welding torch incident, Deej says I’m not allowed to bake anymore.

I don’t know what her problem is. My eyebrows will grow back.

Anyway, maybe I can knit him a nice hat instead.

Do any of you know when his birthday is? Was he even born? Or did he just emerge fully-formed, like Boticelli’s Venus, from a sea of piss and vinegar? Also, do you think he’d prefer wool, or something easier to wash like acrylic?

Even I don’t know his birthday, but go for acrylic. Easier to wash off blood and guts that way!

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| techiehux

sitharmitage:

Devil Benath My Feet

Time travel AU, where TLJ!Hux gets to travel back in time to meet TFA!Hux (they fight crime) and to make sure First Order wins.

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General Armitage Hux was not a happy man.

The list of issues plaguing him was this. Number one: his greatest creation, Starkiller was destroyed by the Resistance. Number two: most of his fleet was destroyed by the Resistance. Number three: the Supreme Leader was killed by the girl scavenger with Force powers who was allied with the Resistance.

You see a pattern?

But what was the worst issue on his mind – and Hux had lived through enough bad things – the worst was the horror of his own co-commander, now self promoted as Supreme Leader.

He should have taken the shot when he had the chance.

hux/hux & kylux fic | Words: 2681 | Chapter 1/? | in progress | rated E