Author: techiehux

Can I braid your hair? -Matt

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ask-matttheradartechnician:

techiehux:

Of course! Go ahead, Mattie ❤️

[T3CH13N1C1@N posted at 8:54PM]

Matt smiled at the other man. He had been hoping that the red head would answer that way. He’d often thought about doing this to the others hair but until now he’d never gotten up the courage to ask him. He thought that it might come off as weird or creepy.

“ really? I can? Do you need it washed first or can I go ahead and braid it?”

He hadn’t washed his hair in two weeks…

“Yeah, I sh-should wash it first. Give me a few minutes.” Techie grabs his ridiculous-looking shower googles and fits them securely over his eyes. This way they’ll stay dry and it’ll limit the irritation. He shrugs out of his oversized shirt and heads for the fresher. Thanks to Hux, he’s got running water instead of a sonic. Sonics work well but nothing beats the feel of clean water cascading over you, droplets pooling at the tip of your nose.

In the fresher, Techie sits under the spray and suds up his hair with that flower scented bar soap he likes so much, the door slightly ajar. He must look stupid, and in front of Matt, to boot!

>Foxglove speaking< How are your wounds? Do you need anything?

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isilwenshadewind:

techiehux:

isilwenshadewind:

techiehux:

techiehux:

“Hi, F-Foxglove!” Techie looked up from the greenhouse’s rows of crops, stopping to wipe at his nose and managing to get dirt on his face. Months of working amongst nature with his new gang had given his cheeks a rosy glow, and he’d even managed to put on enough weight to form a little pouch over his tummy, no longer skin and bones.
“I’m d-doing a lot better. I owe you my l-life,” he smiled.

Techie tried very hard to focus on anything other than what she was going to do with all those medical tools. It made him uneasy to remember the cold, unyielding metal under his back as he’d screamed and screamed for help all the while… Nobody had come.

“Th-they’re good to me, Foxglove. Really!” He pauses for a moment too long after reassuring her of this fact. Damn. He’d given himself away. With a grimace and a sigh, Techie admits, “Well, I do get some trouble. B-But only a little, nothing to worry about!” Is he trying to convince Foxglove or himself? It’s unclear even to him.

She knew that he was uneasy around medical related things. She remembered from when he first arrived in her compound, wounded, shivering, and terrified.

Foxglove made sure to be gentle, and as quick as possible. His statement made her pause however.

Still holding his wounded hand, tweezers at the ready, she looked up at him.

“What is happening? Who’s causing you problems?”, she inquired, a bit of anger creeping into her voice.

Color rises high on his cheeks. “N-No, it’s- not. Um. Nothing b-big.” Techie learned early on to lie back and passively take whatever is thrown at him lest they escalate and he (or worse, others) ends up hurt.

Truthfully, some of her workers think he’s weird and make fun of him. Worse still are the ones that resent the kindness she’s shown him; taking it to mean he’s privileged or somehow superior to them. Techie shrinks back the slightest bit.

“Techie…”, Foxglove began. She softened her tone when he pulled away a little.

“If someone is causing you problems I need to know who and what they are doing. I don’t tolerate shitheads in my numbers.”

Foxglove always came across as a quiet, even tempered person. Though she was doing her best to maintain that right now, for Techie’s sake, it was clear why she was in charge.

It was similar to the plant that she took her name from; beautiful but deadly.

Another angle of this situation was that she had become rather protective of this timid man.

After a tense, pensative silence, Techie sighs and says, “A woman with a l-lot of piercings and a man with a th-thick beard. They s-see me around and they’ll… um. Spit on me. Mock m-my stutter. My eyes…”

He cringes at the memories and buries his face in his hands (one bandaged and the other bare.) “I’m a f-fucking grown man. I can’t have others fighting my b-battles! What does it say about me that a little schoolyard bullying m-makes me feel like shit?”

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anonymousblueberry:

Kylux fandom whiners… Do you really KNOW what a BNF is? Were you there for cassandra clare? Where you there for the sock puppets? Were you there for all that other shit that I’ve blocked from my mind and can’t be fucked to go and google.

Because I was, and this fandom hasn’t got shit on that.

Maybe you don’t get recced as much as other authors. Maybe you don’t get as many notes as other artists. Maybe people don’t come and talk to you as much as others.

You know what? Neither do I. I don’t get on rec lists. I only get a few notes, but so what? Fandom isn’t a fucking popularity contest. We’re here because we love the characters, the validation should honestly just be a nice bonus.

And you know what? There are people in this fandom I can’t stand. There are people who I look at their work and it does nothing for me, or it actively pisses me off. You know what I do? I blacklist them. I block them. I ignore them and don’t reblog them.

What I don’t do is send them and their friends anon hate because I’m not a fucking child in the playground.

Be the content you want to see. Write the fic, write the rec lists of the unknown fics, draw your freaky ass porn, go and talk to people! Ignore the content you don’t want to see. Get on with your life but remember fandom is what YOU make it.

Signed, a fandom old(ish)

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alpha-hux:

techiehux:

Techie grinds his hips up onto his brother, spread out on the bed like a mouth-watering dessert just for Hux. “Armie, I’m already r-ruined,” he says, coy, and adds, “But wreck me some m-more, please. I ache for you…” Nothing has ever been more true.

He shivers under the indulgent attention to his ear and realizes exactly what he needs to say to get his precious twin all hot and bothered: “I had a d-dildo back home,” Techie grins, almost feline. “Stretched myself open w-wide and imagined it was your cock in me. God, I want you more than any- hah, mmm!” 

With deft fingers, Techie’s hand slips to his cheeks and he runs the calloused pad of his finger over the rim. “Armie, please- nn, can you… eat me out?” He cranes his neck to be able to give him the most dangerous weapon in Techie’s arsenal, those pleading, promising blue eyes that’ve always made his twin trip over himself to make him happy. 

“Christ.” Hux responds, eyes wide at Techie’s words. It doesnt help that his brother is making the most pouty face imaginable. It takes all his willpower not to ravish Techie right there.

Instead, he kisses down Techies neck, down towards his cock. He doesnt touch it, instead lifting Techies legs over his shoulders to get better access to his brothers pink hole. Hux presses his face against it, groaning at the scent of techies most private parts. He licks tentatively across the rim, up to techies balls and back down to his puckered hole. Techie is as delicious as Hux expected, and he eagerly darts his tongue in as he eats Techie out, licking and nipping playfully.

His hands caresse techies thighs, held up on his shoulders as he laps at his brother’s hole. It gets easier each time, saliva loosening techie as much as Hux’s tongue. He can’t help but moan the whole time, his own cock leaking onto the bed as he eats Techie’s ass.

“Oh God,” Techie groans, voice high and trembling. His thighs quake uncontrollably with each wet, sloppy lick to his puffy pink rim, and he grabs the headboard for stability. If Armie so much as breathes on his cock right now, Techie’s going to careen right into an orgasm with the force of a runaway train.

Helpless, desperate, he wiggles closer to Hux’s sinful tongue and tries to fuck himself back on it. “Armie, oh! Arm-mmmmm!” Techie sobs with pleasure and, as his hips shift, sticky precum smears all over the soft curve of his stomach.

“You’re so g-good, Armie, nngh! Hah. Need you, my l-love, ah-”

☆Thirst Order Giveaway☆

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thirst-order-confessions-renewed:

Hey hey guys, gals and/or pals! Mod Fae here with a very special announcement! Since our come-back, we’ve grown so much! The outpouring of love, support, and continued sin has been amazing and we decided we want to give back to you guys with something SUPER RAD!! That’s right, ladies and gentle-sinners–

We’re doing a Giveaway!

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ALRIGHT SO LET’S GET TO THE GOOD GOOD. Here’s what you’ll get!

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi DVD/Blu-ray combo pack (Target Exclusive! Comes with a 40-page booklet REALLY cool)

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Elite Series Kylo Ren Die Cast Action figure

☆ Star Wars: The Last Jedi Porg Plush

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Kylo Ren Pillow Buddy

((**If we hit our milestone, we’ll add more things!!** ))

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RULES

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1. Follow @thirst-order-confessions-renewed (That’s us, OG thirst folk !) ! You can unfollow us later, if you wish, but if you love shameless self insert content and a legit safe space community, you’re welcome to stick around)

2. 1 like = 1 entry, 1 reblog = 2 entries. Max 3 entries per person. You can reblog as many times as you’d like, but please be courteous to others and try to refrain from spamming!

3. The Giveaway will end on May 4th 2018 at 12 am PST. The movie is scheduled to be released in April-ish, so that will give us plenty of time to gather the swag and for you to make sure you get your entries!!

4. The winner will be selected via random generator. We’ll be reaching out to the winner sometime on May 4th so have your ask box/messenger open! If you do not have your ask box open or we are otherwise unable to reach out to you, we will choose another winner. You will have 24 hours to reply to claim your prize. If you do not, another winner will be selected on May 5th. Also, please be willing to share any mailing address so we can get your goodies to you! (P.O. Boxes work fantastic for this if you have one) We will ship internationally, but be aware, the DVD may have region-locked specs.)

5. No give-away blogs please!

If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to us and we will answer them in a timely manner!

Best of luck, sinners, and..

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May the Thirst be with you!

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(you may now return to your regularly scheduled sinning)