I don’t owe you any explanations!! But fyi, I don’t have any!! Condoms are GREAT!!

[T3CH13N1C1@N posted at 5:50PM]

That’s a no-brainer! I’ll try and punch them!! Stupid fuckers better not mess with my best friend. My arms are like noodles but I might surprise them long enough for him to get away.

[T3CH13N1C1@N posted at 5:48PM]

Um. Next question.

[T3CH13N1C1@N posted at 5:46PM]

“L-Lenina,” he says, slowly, as if he could control his stutter with sheer willpower, “Will you accept this… rose, as a token of my aff-fection?” It sounds rehearsed (and Techie probably did) but he means every word of it. He wants her to see how much she means to him.

Techie’s poking at his food in the greenhouse when Foxglove walks by, and he immediately perks up. “Fox!” She seems surprised to find him eating out here instead of inside with the others, but Techie shrugs it off. They have a pleasant chat about whatever strike their fancy, and just before Foxglove excuses herself to go, she leans down and presses a kiss to his cheek. 

Techie’s face lights up bright red and he stammers a goodbye, surprised but happy.

Nothing. If he wants it, then… it’s none of my business.

[T3CH13N1C1@N posted at 5:28PM]

Oh shit. Fuuuck. 

[T3CH13N1C1@N posted at 5:25PM]

I remember the exact date and time in which it happened. That moment is burned into my retinas and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Stars above, his bulge was big ❤️

[T3CH13N1C1@N posted at 5:23PM]

Those aren’t real boobs! You got my hopes up…

[T3CH13N1C1@N posted at 5:20PM]