Author: techiehux

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ddomhnallgleeson:

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techiehux:

He followed after her lips once they parted for air, eyes fluttering open. “I don’t like my t-tattoos… I didn’t want them from the start. B-but… I like the idea of getting one because I want to. Mark my body for myself… if that makes sense.”

Sarah smiled, “I want one too…maybe, if you want, we could get matching ones?” She bit lip, afraid he may not like the idea.

“Awesome!” he gushes. “What kind of tattoo w-would you want to get?” Techie didn’t have any ideas yet, and he hoped maybe Sarah could come up with something.

“What about this one?” She showed him one with the heart monitor heart beat wthag stretches across a couple’s hands. She blushed , never thinkin she’d ever get a tattoo, let alone one matching the love of her life.

Techie’s grin went from ear to ear! He turned the datapad to get a closer look at the design and then leaned back in his chair, hands covering his blushing face. “It’s perfect! We’re g-gonna match!” he exclaims to himself, awestruck.

Sarah giggled and then playfully kissed his nose, “I love you, bill Huxley!” She Gave him a nip to his neck. “I love you so much” she blushed

Techie had reached the limit of the teasing he could take! “Saraaaah,” he whined playfully, putting his hands over her shoulders to stop her from peppering more kisses on him. “If you keep b-being so cute and distracting me, m-my spaghetti will get c-cold!”

Sarah giggled. “Ok baby, let eat!” She grabbed a forkful in her mouth. “And I have another surprise for you when we’re done with this”

Excited by what the rest of the night will hold, Techie shovels spaghetti into his mouth at an alarming rate, eating like a raccoon digging through a garbage can. When he looks up at his girlfriend, there’s sauce all over his face and he’s grinning big. “All done!”

Sarah couldn’t help but let out a laugh. She got up and grabbed a napkin to help clean his face. “There you go, silly boy” she said and gave him a peck on the cheek.

She took a deep breath, cheeks red. She turned on some romantic music and held out her hand for techie to take. “Would you like to dance with me?” She asked as the song ‘hero’ started to play

While unsure if he possessed any dancing skills (nobody had ever seen him in action, so there was no critique to be taken into account), Techie stood up and took her hand. “Can you show me what I sh-should do?”

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Techie perked up, and his deathgrip on the datapad loosened. He shifted so he faced Armitage and tried to stop the muscles in his face from doing that embarrassing grin he hated. “Wh-what did he say? Oh stars, I’m still so s-scared!”

“No need to be scared,” Hux smiled. “We had a polite chat in which he told me to go stuff myself. He also said I am in no position to tell him who to get close to. I believe he blushed. It’s as close as a confession of interest as Ren could possibly get. I am sure he likes you quite a lot.”

Techie gaped uselessly for three seconds until he threw himself back onto the bed with an “Oof!” Out of his mind with glee, he laughed and squirmed around, knocking the blankets onto the floor. “This is the b-better news than I expected!” Techie grins.

“Are you afraid of me?” – NSFW Sex Slave Starters

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smallbeanfromspace:

Mitaka whimpers softly and looks up at the man. He didn’t look very frightening compared to his last master. He was afraid of most people after him though. Mitaka nods quickly and closes his eyes tightly, expecting to get hit.

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“I was a slave, t-too, before I managed to escape!” Techie blurts out at last. “Not a s-sex slave. But- uh, a slave n-noneth-theless. That’s why it’s important to me that I h-help others in m-my position. This is a dangerous job, though. Either of us c-could get hurt…and I don’t want that for you!”

New friends (closed)

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He takes in Kylo’s words with a solemnity he doesn’t often show. “Me too, Kylo. Me too.” There’s an idea he’s struggling to put into words, and then he decides to just blurt it out: “I wish that we didn’t have to r-resort to all this fighting! Hux wants order, but couldn’t p-peace accomplish that too?”

NSFW 7 & 20

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7. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

Being the stupidly-easy to arouse person that I am, I got turned on while I was checking out some pipes in an engine room. I may have, uh, humped something. Multiple times. Pipes, to be clear… for like an hour.

20. What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?

I waited around in the cafeteria for Kylo Ren to finish eating while I pretended to read a datapad (and that I wasn’t staring at his biceps.) When he left a used napkin on the table I took it and brought it back (for Mattie to, uh, use)… This is really fucking gay on a lot of levels.

[T3CH13N1C1@N posted at 8:45PM]

Ask me these probing NSFW questions ‘cuz I’m bored

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masochisticprinceboy:

queerpaccino:

SEXYTIMES EXPERIENCES

1. How many people have you had sex with?

2. Can you remember the names of everyone you’ve slept with?

3. With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?

4. What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

5. What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?

6. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

7. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

8. Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?

9. If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?

10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

QUEER SHIT

11. How would you describe your sexuality using only adjectives (describing words–busy, fluffy, squishy, etc.)?

12. Have you ever been in a queer relationship?

13. Have you ever been in a straight relationship?

14. How and when did you realise you weren’t straight?

15. Are you out to everyone you know?

16. Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?

17. If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?

18. Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?

19. Describe your first queer kiss.

20. What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?

LET’S GET PHYSICAL

21. Are you happy with your body?

22. What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?

23. What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?

24. Do you have stretch marks? Where?

25. Describe your nipples in too much detail.

26. (Vagina-owners) Do you have an “innie” (small, tucked-in inner labia), or an “outie” (more visible/larger inner labia)?

27. (Vagina-owners) Is it very obvious when you’re turned on (swelling, wetness etc.)?

28. (Penis-owners) Describe the size and shape of your penis. Are you happy with it?

29. (Penis-owners) Have you tasted your own cum? Did you like it?

30. (Breast-owners) How does the size of your breasts compare? Is one bigger than the other?

SEXUAL FANTASY LAND

31. Describe your most unusual/taboo fantasy.

32. Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?

33. Who’s the oddest person you’ve fantasised about?

34. Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?

35. Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?

36. When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?

37. Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?

38. Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?

39. Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?

40. Describe your most sexy fantasy.

KINKTOWN USA

41. How do you feel about BDSM?

42. What’s your most unusual kink?

43. In an SM context, do you prefer giving pain, or receiving it?

44. Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?

45. Describe your most recent bondage experience.

46. In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as “daddy,” “mommy,” or any similar term?

47. Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?

48. Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?

49. Do you have any kinks that you’re ashamed of?

50. How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?

COME FOR THE QUESTIONS, STAY FOR THE SUBHEADINGS

51. (Vagina-owners) Do you ever squirt when you come?

52. Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?

53. Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?

54. Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.

55. How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?

56. Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?

57. Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?

58. Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?

59. What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?

60. Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?

ORAL FIXATION

61. Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?

62. What’s your favourite position in which to receive oral?

63. Describe your oral sex technique.

64. Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?

65. Describe the worst oral sex you’ve ever received.

66. Describe the best oral sex you’ve ever received.

67. Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?

68. How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?

69. Do you like 69ing?

70. Can you deep-throat?

EVERYTHING BUTT

71. Do you like it in the butt?

72. What’s the strangest object you’ve had in your butt?

73. Do you enjoy being rimmed?

74. Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?

75. Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.

76. Do you like doing stuff to other people’s butts?

77. (Prostate-owners) Have you ever received a prostate massage?

78. Do you own any buttplugs?

79. Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?

80. Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?

SHARING IS CARING

All questions assume you’ve done group sex of some kind

81. Describe your most recent group sex experience.

82. Have you ever had sex with more than two people at once (eg., foursome, moresome)?

83. Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?

84. Do you enjoy watching your partner(s) having sex with others?

85. Do you prefer to arrange group sex beforehand, or allow it to happen organically?

86. Have you ever felt left out during group sex?

87. Have you ever done a gangbang (ie., lots of people have sex with one person, but not each other)?

88. Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?

89. Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?

90. Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?

**BONUS DARES**

91. Post a selfie.

92. Post a naked selfie.

93. Tag your biggest tumblr crush.

94. Post your follower count.

95. Press ctrl-v, and post whatever comes up.

96. Tag your top five followers.

97. Post your most recent Facebook status here.

98. Post the last SMS you received.

99. Post the last SMS you sent.

100. Send me $500.

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