Me: 😐
A voice in the distance: “Bill Huxley”
Me: GOD BLESS AMERICA 😭
Me: 😐
A voice in the distance: “Bill Huxley”
Me: GOD BLESS AMERICA 😭
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ❤❤❤ I’M BUYING THE COMIC RN BECAUSE IF I DON’T SEE THIS WITH MY OWN EYES I’LL DIE
I posted this on Twitter, so I figured I’d post it here, too.
Techie is apparently getting his own official comic. Check out his name tag and new name. Remind you of anything?
If anyone nabs a copy, then please tell me the deets!
I am 1000% going to get my hands on a physical copy of this.

I can’t believe it’s canon that Techie’s name is Bill Huxley
I could not believe this, so I checked, and it turns out it’s true

“I couldn’t have done it w-without your help, Sarah. I’m a b-big baby, but you make me feel b-br-brave.” Techie smiles at her, drained but glad to be alive. He kisses the top of her hand.
“I’m g-going to take the b-bandages off in a little bit. Can you b-believe it? I have n-new eyes now,” he says, voice filled with wonder. “I d-don’t even know what they l-look like yet!”
“No m-matter what you d-do to her, I’ll love A-Adeline with all my heart! Even if she never s-speaks again!” He’s been inching closer to MaMa as they speak.
Techie froze and felt ice run through his veins. Why is Kylo Ren, of all people, talking to him?! The blood is pulsing so hard in his ears that he doesn’t even know what the man is saying, and can only stare blankly at him.
“Um, ah,” he says, very intelligently.
And then bolts for the nearest exit.
“A w-witch!” Techie lets out a loud guffaw and promptly turns bright pink. He hadn’t meant to laugh. “You’re m-more of a cool wi-wiz-zard,” he says earnestly while the doctor takes his bionic eyeballs and examines them closely.
He looks strange sitting on a medbay cot; sockets empty, smiling faintly, cheeks red.
Techie’s expression turns somber as he recalls Peach Trees. “T-torture, I guess…” He takes a deep breath and adds, “MaMa just *did* th-things, and I wouldn’t know why. It was f-fun for her, probably, to m-make me scream.”