eirienshaman:

Let me explain this sin to you.

It all started as a sketch of Kylo Ren destroying some shit while Hux looked on, exasperated.

Then Ren took a protective stance all by himself and I could not do anything to stop it. And something like this scene must have happened at one point in the ridiculous history of the First Order, doesn’t it? Doesn’t it? Mmmmh?

nymeriasandles:

Kylo, Grade A sub that he is, honestly really deserves a nice collar and some gentle grooming.

I’m talking leather. I’m talking studs. Put a tag with ’good boy’ on it. Put his owner’s name on the other side so everyone knows who he belongs to.

Comb that boy’s hair. Blow dry it. Fluff it up. Give it some mousse and some perfume.

Rub him down with sugar. Bathe him in milk and honey. Give him the cleanest, crispest, coldest lemon water.

Perk those tiddies up! Pierce ‘em! Slap ‘em! Squeeze ‘em! Squeeze his booty, too!