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| techiehux

magicknightpink:

persephassax:

General “I only got here through sexual favors and cold blooded murder” Hux … Is a virgin?

Yeah, right.

Kylo Ren? Total virgin. You tell me that to my face, and I just nod. Hux? Hux went to SPACE BOARDING SCHOOL, he’s been in at least two circle jerks and gotten blown by an underclassman.

At his virginal best, he slept with someone only to be passed over for the promised promotion and never slept with another superior officer again.

Good effort to make the bad guys virginal but next time? Pull the other one.

sw “canon” loves to contradict itself