Armitage Hux, do you take this oversized temper tantrum throwing manbaby to be your socially stunted eternal villainous fuck toy from hell? I DO.
Benjamin Kylo Ren Solo, do you take this emotionally crippled homicidal ginger general (along with his four-legged furbaby Millicent) to be the object of your sick and twisted wants and needs until the sweet release of death finally tears him from your evil clutches? I DO.