
take me away from this big bad world and agree to marry me

Kylux – FIrst Kiss; Hux faces his first kiss like an execution. Will Kylo kill him or kiss him?
The moment was here and Hux knew Ren was about to kiss him. “Make it quick…” Kylo heard a distant thought… ‘will it hurt?’ the poor virgin.
“Do you want it to?”

Adam Driver looks differant every damn time I look at him, I don’t know what I think
^ 17 and a half year old trying to look cool with his water in a wine glass with his older sister and her friends
^ A 38 year old lumberjack from Alaska who got on the news for winning the lottery
^ a 25 year old who regrets not finishing highschool as he resents his bus driver job
^ this middle aged man wrote a self help book about how to succeed in the corporate market
Bless you for this. For this is the funniest post I’ve seen in quite a while.
^ a 24 year old marijuana jesus, deals drugs and preaches in an urban christian cult compound.
^ a 15 yr old whose parents made him wear a polo to go to his weird aunt’s place for dinner. he doesn’t want to be there.
^ a 34 yr old actual mob enforcer who just finished getting hosed off after killing somebody
^ unaging witch that gets half his life force from crows and lives in a shack in the woods

Hey, baby–you got the love I need,
Maybe more than enough… ♫
Clyde’s right hand is probably busy with Stensland’s ass rn but what do I know
He tries.