premise one: kylo asking armitage to rule the first order with him 💗
kylux
Commission delivered! Kylo x Hux mpreg.
An amazing commission that I got!!
I highly recommend them if you want an mpreg commission!!
“You’re late.”
“I told you, we’ve been held up, the Force doesn’t have a schedule, Hux.”
“I’m bored.”
“You’re never bored, go back to work I’ll be back in 17 hours.”
“I’ll go and inspect the troops, here, have a souvenir.”
“You naughty-Wait is that a Stormtroopers restroom sign?”
“…Maybe.”
“ETA 57 minutes, get the fuck back to your quarters.”
“:)”
i finally finished it! i had a lot of fun playing with colours here, because obv they both wear black but, uh. like that could stop me.
Хамите куртуазно.
I’m afraid I can’t translate without losing the greater part of the joke, but it’s how it goes.
How to get nasty courteous.
– Please, sir, go to the anus.
TechieHux 
