sparrowlicious:

Armitage Hux and his big tiddy goth boyfriend

aka Hux figuring out that his father stalks his social media feeds so he asks the guy he’s seeing to take photos with him. Quickly turns into ‘want to make your father even more mad?’ 

thebibliosphere:

So my soul just left my body.

This is just a fly by update but I feel it’s imperative that you know that in my city you can keep your yearly bus pass on your phone via the app, and that on occasion police officers will jump on and off between stops to make sure no one is fair dodging.

And it’s normally not a problem to just take my phone out and let them scan the barcode, except apparently I locked my phone while the Tumblr app was still active, and upon reopening the app refreshed automatically and that’s the story of how the police officer peering over my shoulder got an eyeful of General Hux getting absolutlely rammed by Kylo Ren because despite me using the filtering function to avoid nsfw stuff in public, none of y’all godless heathens tag your porn!

Happy fucking Star Wars day. Literally.

selma318697:

agent-nemesis:

ereini0n:

There’s a place in Helsinki named Kylux Oy.
And I have no idea what it means, only that the Finns seem to get the ship as well as any shipper!

Could this be another holy place, maybe even more holy than the Kyloh and Huxley in Edinburgh??

Ya know I know a bunch of finns but I’m afraid of asking them lmao