Adam Driver looks differant every damn time I look at him, I don’t know what I think
^ 17 and a half year old trying to look cool with his water in a wine glass with his older sister and her friends
^ A 38 year old lumberjack from Alaska who got on the news for winning the lottery
^ a 25 year old who regrets not finishing highschool as he resents his bus driver job
^ this middle aged man wrote a self help book about how to succeed in the corporate market
Bless you for this. For this is the funniest post I’ve seen in quite a while.
^ a 24 year old marijuana jesus, deals drugs and preaches in an urban christian cult compound.
^ a 15 yr old whose parents made him wear a polo to go to his weird aunt’s place for dinner. he doesn’t want to be there.
^ a 34 yr old actual mob enforcer who just finished getting hosed off after killing somebody
^ unaging witch that gets half his life force from crows and lives in a shack in the woods
lol

Хамите куртуазно.
I’m afraid I can’t translate without losing the greater part of the joke, but it’s how it goes.
How to get nasty courteous.
– Please, sir, go to the anus.
Kylo Ren be like I’m going to keep Hux close so that he doesn’t kill me like he did everyone else including his own father
Kylo, sweetheart the solution is to kill him not keep him at stabbing distance
Kylo Ren:
I imagine today, somewhere out there, in the beautiful vastness of the galaxy, a giant temperamental witch is busy shoving eggs up my son’s ass.
Happy Easter.
So, Clydeland.


















