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STAR WARS WRITING RESOURCES

PLEASE REBLOG AND ADD ANY OTHERS YOU MIGHT KNOW OF ❤ ❤

WOOKIEEPEDIA. The source of anything and everything you want to know related to Star Wars. Good for fact-checking, character history, or simply killing time. There is also, of course, the official Star Wars Databank!

STAR WARS GALAXY MAP. A fantastic project that maps the Star Wars galaxy as we know it. Consider donating ( if you can! ) to help keep the site up and running! Also check out W.R. van Hage’s map and the Star Wars Atlas Online Companion.

TIMELINE. While hosted on Wookieepedia, this is nevertheless deserving of its own bullet point. This page provides an approximate timeline with dates of all canon material. You can also filter items, so that it displays only TV episodes, for example, or only books, or only movies! Find the Legends timeline here.

STAR WARS SLANG AND PHRASES. A collection I’ve been keeping of phases, slang, idioms, insults, and more from the Star Wars universe. This also contains a glossary of frequently used terms, such as “refresher” in place of “restroom”. Please feel free to use/share! 

STAR WARS NAME GENERATOR. This is a fun one AND a life saver. You can generate up to 100 Star Wars-sounding names ( first and last! ) with a click. 

OTHER GENERATORS: 

OTHER WEBSITES:

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imperialcantinajam:

Leia: Poe, why do my records show a 100 credit shipping and handling fee for a metal bikini you sent to the Finalizer? You know how I feel about metal bikinis…

Poe: Oh, I sent it to Hugs! There’s a secret camera in the box, so when he opens it in front of the First Order High Command, we’ll get to see their reactions live!

Leia: Your immaturity astounds me.

[later on the Finalizer]

Hux: What do you mean we don’t have enough Hosnian chromium to build the transmitter on Starkiller II?!

First Order Officer: Prices have been so high ever since we destroyed Hosnian Prime, there’s no way that we can afford it even with our generous budget…

Stormtrooper: Package for a uh… “General Sulky Hugs”.

Hux: *snatches package* *takes out metal bikini*

First Order Officer: I… didn’t know you were into drag, general…

Hux: This is… this is 85% Hosnian chromium. *gives bikini to Stormtrooper* Send this to the Weapons Lab and have them melt it down immediately for the construction of Starkiller II! *tearing up* Maybe, my Resistance scum partner does care about me after all!

[meanwhile at the Resistance base]

Leia and Poe: *watching live footage*

Leia: You’re demoted again.

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lilly214:

OMG, it’s amazing ! This video was made with Unreal Engine. Bty, I would love a show about the First Order and their daily life. Please, I want this so much 😢

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kyluxtrashcompactor:

So, a few folks asked me if I had a Ko-Fi so they could help me with this astronomical vet bill I have for my cat. I don’t want to ask for help but I got the estimate this morning and it’s over $2,000 and I don’t have remotely that much. 

I’ll put up this link for a little while, but please know I have no expectations, nor do I think anyone owes me anything. Your friendship and messages of support through all tough times is appreciated so much, and that’s really all I need! ❤

http://ko-fi.com/joolez  <— here’s the link.