jeusus:

“You’re late.”

“I told you, we’ve been held up, the Force doesn’t have a schedule, Hux.”

“I’m bored.”

“You’re never bored, go back to work I’ll be back in 17 hours.”

“I’ll go and inspect the troops, here, have a souvenir.”

“You naughty-Wait is that a Stormtroopers restroom sign?”

“…Maybe.”

“ETA 57 minutes, get the fuck back to your quarters.”

“:)”

Um. So. Remember that time you dropped your glasses in my room? Did you see… what was under the bed?

ask-matttheradartechnician:

“Oh I’m ah kriff ah um shit…” there was no need pretending matt knew techie knew that he had gotten a hard on.
“ your box of um dildos?”

“Whatev-ver you want to do,” Techie insists, feeling a little hysterical. He’s so turned on he can’t think, but it’s all up to Matt how (or if) they proceed from here. His wishes should be respected at all costs. 

Techie takes the dildo and ducks his head to hide the near-permanent blush he sports. “I’ll just p-put this. Um. Away.” 

brendolhuxsuggestion:

I imagine today, somewhere out there, in the beautiful vastness of the galaxy, a giant temperamental witch is busy shoving eggs up my son’s ass.

Happy Easter.