– it would be classic!Kylux with them as star crossed lovers OR bitter exes, connected by Fate but kept apart by Circumstances they have to surmount
– they would have tried to kill each other already
– then made out after trying to kill each other
– Phasma and other supporting characters would constantly make suggestive remarks about their relationship
– they would have long, innuendo laden private conversations in front of a viewport while supernovas explode in slow motion in the background, clearly a metaphor for the sex they are having in their heads
– visions visions visions in pretty details
– Kylo Ren would be SAD and beautiful and batshit crazy (oh wait this is canon)
– Millicent would exist
– they would go on shore leave to some freaky planet
the real reason i know that kylux shippers live in their own little bubble is that Daisy literally said “Hux is unintentionally funny coupled with Kylo” in her interview when asked who’s the least like their characters and said that Domhnall is the least and I haven’t seen a mention about it
I was avoiding that interview bc I feared for what awful reylo questions she’d get asked… But I must find the receipts!
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