SEXYTIMES EXPERIENCES
1. How many people have you had sex with?
2. Can you remember the names of everyone you’ve slept with?
3. With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?
4. What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?
5. What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?
6. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?
7. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?
8. Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?
9. If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?
10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
QUEER SHIT
11. How would you describe your sexuality using only adjectives (describing words–busy, fluffy, squishy, etc.)?
12. Have you ever been in a queer relationship?
13. Have you ever been in a straight relationship?
14. How and when did you realise you weren’t straight?
15. Are you out to everyone you know?
16. Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?
17. If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?
18. Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?
19. Describe your first queer kiss.
20. What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?
LET’S GET PHYSICAL
21. Are you happy with your body?
22. What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?
23. What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?
24. Do you have stretch marks? Where?
25. Describe your nipples in too much detail.
26. (Vagina-owners) Do you have an “innie” (small, tucked-in inner labia), or an “outie” (more visible/larger inner labia)?
27. (Vagina-owners) Is it very obvious when you’re turned on (swelling, wetness etc.)?
28. (Penis-owners) Describe the size and shape of your penis. Are you happy with it?
29. (Penis-owners) Have you tasted your own cum? Did you like it?
30. (Breast-owners) How does the size of your breasts compare? Is one bigger than the other?
SEXUAL FANTASY LAND
31. Describe your most unusual/taboo fantasy.
32. Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?
33. Who’s the oddest person you’ve fantasised about?
34. Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?
35. Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?
36. When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?
37. Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?
38. Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?
39. Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?
40. Describe your most sexy fantasy.
KINKTOWN USA
41. How do you feel about BDSM?
42. What’s your most unusual kink?
43. In an SM context, do you prefer giving pain, or receiving it?
44. Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?
45. Describe your most recent bondage experience.
46. In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as “daddy,” “mommy,” or any similar term?
47. Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?
48. Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?
49. Do you have any kinks that you’re ashamed of?
50. How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?
COME FOR THE QUESTIONS, STAY FOR THE SUBHEADINGS
51. (Vagina-owners) Do you ever squirt when you come?
52. Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?
53. Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?
54. Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.
55. How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?
56. Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?
57. Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?
58. Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?
59. What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?
60. Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?
ORAL FIXATION
61. Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?
62. What’s your favourite position in which to receive oral?
63. Describe your oral sex technique.
64. Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?
65. Describe the worst oral sex you’ve ever received.
66. Describe the best oral sex you’ve ever received.
67. Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?
68. How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?
69. Do you like 69ing?
70. Can you deep-throat?
EVERYTHING BUTT
71. Do you like it in the butt?
72. What’s the strangest object you’ve had in your butt?
73. Do you enjoy being rimmed?
74. Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?
75. Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.
76. Do you like doing stuff to other people’s butts?
77. (Prostate-owners) Have you ever received a prostate massage?
78. Do you own any buttplugs?
79. Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?
80. Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?
SHARING IS CARING
All questions assume you’ve done group sex of some kind
81. Describe your most recent group sex experience.
82. Have you ever had sex with more than two people at once (eg., foursome, moresome)?
83. Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?
84. Do you enjoy watching your partner(s) having sex with others?
85. Do you prefer to arrange group sex beforehand, or allow it to happen organically?
86. Have you ever felt left out during group sex?
87. Have you ever done a gangbang (ie., lots of people have sex with one person, but not each other)?
88. Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?
89. Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?
90. Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?
**BONUS DARES**
91. Post a selfie.
92. Post a naked selfie.
93. Tag your biggest tumblr crush.
94. Post your follower count.
95. Press ctrl-v, and post whatever comes up.
96. Tag your top five followers.
97. Post your most recent Facebook status here.
98. Post the last SMS you received.
99. Post the last SMS you sent.
100. Send me $500.
Ask meee
rp memes
please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.
Accuse my Muse of a crime. They can only respond with either Guilty or Not Guilty.
ship asks
- what is your absolute favorite ship?
- what ship do you hate most?
- what was your first ship, and what fandom is it from?
- explain why do/don’t ship [pairing]
- how did you start shipping [pairing]?
- is there a ship that you used to ship, but don’t anymore?
- what’s a ship you like that most people don’t?
- what’s a ship you hate that most people like?
- what is the most underrated ship, in your opinion?
- what is the most overrated ship, in your opinion?
- do you prefer [pairing] as an otp, brotp, or notp?
- why do you think [pairing] is so popular?
- why do you think [pairing] isn’t popular?
- rate [pairing] from 1-10 and explain why
- what’s your favorite headcanon of [pairing]?
- what’s your favorite canon moment of [pairing]?
- favorite AU ideas for [pairing]?
- rant about [pairing]
- what’s a meme/quote that reminds you of [pairing]?
- what song(s) remind you of [pairing]?
- what kind of dates do you think [pairing] would go on?
- realistically, do you think [non-canon pairing] will ever be canon? why or why not?
- have you ever written fanfiction/drawn fanart of [pairing]? would you consider it?
- any other questions?
The Flowery Munday Meme
Send one or multiple of the following:
🌺 – How much do you draw on personal experiences when roleplaying?
🍀 – How much do you think you have achieved with your blog?
🌼 – Do you think you could ever stop roleplaying now?
🌻 – What do you do between replies?
🌸 – Have you ever been in a group? Would you do it again?
🌹 – Have you met true friends through roleplaying?
🍄 – What’s one bad habit you know you have in writing?
🍁 – How do you want to explore your muse further? Is there a wishlist?
💐 – Answer all of these!
send me a ship and i’ll answer:
- who takes longer showers?
- how do they make up after a fight?
- who prefers rain and who prefers sun?
- what’s their favorite place to go together?
- who’s more likely to be voted prom king/queen?
- do they celebrate anniversaries, etc.?
- who’d pressure the other into singing karaoke?
- what’s their nightly routine?
- who’s more likely to burn dinner?
Nonsexual acts of Intimacy – Select from the following for my muse to respond to…
♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes
♕: Holding hands
♖: Having their hair washed by your muse
♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse’s lap.
♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort
♙: Sharing a bed
♚: Head scratches
♛: Sharing a dessert
♜: Shoulder rubs
♝: Reading a book together
♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)
♟: Patching up a wound
♤: Taking a bath together
♧: Your muse playing with their hair
♡: Accidentally falling asleep together
♢: Forehead or cheek kisses
♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.
♣: Back scratches
♥: Your muse crying about something
♦: Slow dancing
Horrific Headcanons part 2
Since it’s one of my most popular memes, here is a part 2 to THIS meme, all about RP muse headcanons that are dark, angsty, or horror/scifi-related!
😇 Does your muse pretend to be innocent if they’ve done something wrong?
😈 Are they a deceitful person, and do they see themselves as such?
👁 Have they ever been a stalker, or been stalked themselves?
👀 What is the most disturbing thing they’ve ever seen?
😴 Would they ever choose to die in their sleep? Why or why not?
😡 What would someone have to make them lash out in violent anger?
🎃 If they were to play a mean trick on Halloween, what would they do and who would be their target?
👥 Is there anyone they wish they had never met?
🤡 Do they have any phobias or irrational fears?
❌ Would they consider themselves easy to corrupt? Already corrupted?
🤞 What is one of the biggest lies they’ve told (or their most recent lie)?
🥀 How would they handle the death of a loved one? (optional: specify person)
🔫 Would they ever sacrifice someone in order to save their own life?
💣 Name one dangerous experience they survived.
🍗 Have they ever wondered what human tasted like? Or do they know?
🎵 If they were going to torture someone, what music would they play while they did it?
👨❤️💋👨 How would they react if the person they fell in love with turned out to be a criminal?
😍How would they react if the person they fell in love with turned out to be non-human?
😪 Name one thing someone could say or do to make your muse cry.
🦋Would they choose to die if it meant they’d come back as someone stronger?
👄If your muse had the ‘kiss of death’, would they ever use it?
🗣When is the last time they yelled at someone in anger?
🍼 Would they have a family with someone who was not of the same species/human-ness as them?
👤 If they could switch bodies or lives with any one person, who would it be?
👽What would they do if they witnessed an alien ship crash landing?
🤑Would they commit a brutal murder if it meant they would become rich?
👣Do they believe in Bigfoot? What about other legendary creatures?
💥If the world were ending, would they be satisfied with their life?
🔥 In a fire, they can only save three things (including people). Who/what do they save?
🍷 What would they do if someone slipped them a slow-killing poison?
😱When was the last time they were shocked or startled?
🦉Could they stay calm lost in the woods all night by themselves?
🐲Were they afraid of monsters under the bed as a child?
🎧How would they react after hearing an unexplained sound while home alone?
🏡How much would they have to be offered to live in a haunted house for a month?
🙀Do they believe animals have extra senses that people don’t?
🔪What do they think is scarier: a killer with a gun, or a killer skilled with a knife?
👻If they were a ghost, what methods would they use to haunt someone?
🔮They have a premonition that something terrible will happen to them. How do they handle the situation?
🔭Do they have a fear of the unknown and things they can’t explain?
stroke my ego pls
okay because im genuinely curious, can you tell me ( anon or not ) what my reputation is in the rp community? this encompasses what my reputation is in my fandom, as well as/or my reputation in the community as a whole. can be positive or negative, for constructive criticism is HIGHLY appreciated, just as compliments are. pls and thank u.
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