The Scout Troopers visited today!
Hey! Wanna hear a joke?
Q: What’s the difference between an angry rathtar and General Hux when he finds out the Scouts are sold out of Tagalongs?
A: The hair gel.
LMFAO!
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Do you know when is Hux’s birthday, ST-3V3? Maybe you could surprise him with a cake. #Hugs4Hux
After the chocolate chip/welding torch incident, Deej says I’m not allowed to bake anymore.
I don’t know what her problem is. My eyebrows will grow back.
Anyway, maybe I can knit him a nice hat instead.
Do any of you know when his birthday is? Was he even born? Or did he just emerge fully-formed, like Boticelli’s Venus, from a sea of piss and vinegar? Also, do you think he’d prefer wool, or something easier to wash like acrylic?
Even I don’t know his birthday, but go for acrylic. Easier to wash off blood and guts that way!
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Sometimes I get a little lonely working mostly by myself, so today I filled Gary’s saddle bags with Capri Suns and gummy bears.
Suddenly all the patrolmen wanted to stop and chat and coo over the little droid with the free snacks.
Today was a nice day.
I heard about that! I wish I could have seen Gary, but I was buried in a tangle of wires all day. Will you do it again sometime?
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