The sodden earth shifted and squelched beneath his boots, the endless rain robbing this moment of any of the solemnity it should have had.
But wasn’t that typical of Arkanis?
Even the few happy memories of his childhood were painted grey by the persistent clouds, his mother’s hair the only point of colour in that miserable landscape.
He remembered so clearly her cold arms wrapped limply around him in the rain before an officer tore him away from her body and threw him into the evacuation ship. The academy was gone now, torn down years ago. He had no idea where she’d taken her last breath.
But at least Kylo had found him this, this strangest of apology gifts- the site of his mother’s tomb.
The Supreme Leader kept pace at his side, his cloak long since waterlogged and trailing in the mud behind him like the wings of a bedraggled crow. He said nothing as he walked, and Armitage was thankful for that. This was not the time for words.
Ahead of them a death trooper pointed silently toward a tombstone, her shiny black armour a horrible contrast with the lichen covered stone.
The surname was the only clear writing now, the rest hidden by plant life, but the three letters made him feel sick to his stomach.
HUX
Who the hell had chosen to bury his mother under Brendol’s name? She wasn’t his wife. She had had a name of her own, even if Armitage couldn’t remember it anymore.
He knelt awkwardly, ignoring the cold that instantly spread into his bones, and began to pull away the moss and lichen. At least if he could know her first name. At least if he could remember her as something more than mother.
“What?” Kylo muttered behind him.
At first he didn’t see it, rain and tears obscuring his vision but finally he managed to focus enough to read-
HUX
ARMITAGE
0ABY-4ABY
Beloved Son“What the-” Armitage staggered back, colliding with Kylo as sudden wave of fear took all the coordination from his limbs.
Kylo caught him, huge hands running over his arms and the Force wrapping around his chest as the Supreme Leader sought to prove to them both that he was real. Not dead. Not a ghost, or a Force projection, or a delusion.
“Hey!” A voice shouted in the way of a man who was very angry but also not used to drawing attention. “You stay away from there! Stop touching Armie’s grave!!”
Armitage turned and found himself face to face with… himself?
The man in front of him had long hair, an ugly tattoo across his forehead, and brilliant blue mechanical eyes- but otherwise he looked exactly like Armitage himself.
He opened his mouth to speak when a grey shape stepped up beside the newcomer and said in a familiar voice, “Techie? Who are these people?”
The red was gone from her hair, but he knew that voice. It had sung him lullabies every night for the first four years of his life.
“Mother?”
“Armie?! You’re alive?!”
His knees almost gave out as he stepped forward and dragged his mother into their first hug in over thirty years.
Her arms were cold from the rain, but that’s just how things are on Arkanis.
techie
31 + Techienician!
prostitute/client au
Matt was shivering and rubbing his hands at his usual corner of a back alley and the street filled with big corporate buildings, on a cold night. From his experience, those computer nerds were the kinkiest. He had this regular a while back, a tall, slim, evil, redhead mother fucker. The pay had been incredible, but it always ended up with Matt covered in bruises and bitemarks. The guy clearly had a thing for someone else, he kept calling him Kylo during their dalliance.
Not that he missed the asshole. He could use the money he was making back then. The marks and rough treatment not so much. Having a regular had been good for his finances, rent was paid on time and he didn’t starved. Then on day Redhead had stopped showing up. Parts of Matt hoped he finally got this Kylo dude to let him do whatever the redhead fancied.
It had been a few rough months following the interruption of the redhead patronage. Matt was getting desperate, he was so hungry. Rubbing his hands together barely brought heat back in his numbed fingers. He was about to give up and go home when a black sedan with tinted windows pulled next to him. Matt’s heart was beating so fast, so suddenly, it felt like the organ would leap out of his chest. He knew that sedan so well, and he tried to stomp the hope down as he leaned over the car as the window rolled down.
The red hair he remembered was the same shade, if longer. What shocked him, was the the blue eyes that met his. Matt clearly remembered Redhead’s eyes to be a cold, calculating green. Instead he was met with a pair of warm, worried, benevolent eyes, with the same shade as the sky. The man smiled gently at him, unlocking the door.
Matt slipped in the car, and that night was the last night he spent on that corner.
An assortment of Techie edits! Feel free to use the last three ❤
Special thanks to @crownferal for providing the pic for the first (and sexiest) edit!
Ask me these probing NSFW questions ‘cuz I’m bored
SEXYTIMES EXPERIENCES
1. How many people have you had sex with?
2. Can you remember the names of everyone you’ve slept with?
3. With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?
4. What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?
5. What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?
6. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?
7. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?
8. Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?
9. If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?
10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
QUEER SHIT
11. How would you describe your sexuality using only adjectives (describing words–busy, fluffy, squishy, etc.)?
12. Have you ever been in a queer relationship?
13. Have you ever been in a straight relationship?
14. How and when did you realise you weren’t straight?
15. Are you out to everyone you know?
16. Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?
17. If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?
18. Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?
19. Describe your first queer kiss.
20. What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?
LET’S GET PHYSICAL
21. Are you happy with your body?
22. What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?
23. What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?
24. Do you have stretch marks? Where?
25. Describe your nipples in too much detail.
26. (Vagina-owners) Do you have an “innie” (small, tucked-in inner labia), or an “outie” (more visible/larger inner labia)?
27. (Vagina-owners) Is it very obvious when you’re turned on (swelling, wetness etc.)?
28. (Penis-owners) Describe the size and shape of your penis. Are you happy with it?
29. (Penis-owners) Have you tasted your own cum? Did you like it?
30. (Breast-owners) How does the size of your breasts compare? Is one bigger than the other?
SEXUAL FANTASY LAND
31. Describe your most unusual/taboo fantasy.
32. Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?
33. Who’s the oddest person you’ve fantasised about?
34. Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?
35. Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?
36. When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?
37. Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?
38. Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?
39. Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?
40. Describe your most sexy fantasy.
KINKTOWN USA
41. How do you feel about BDSM?
42. What’s your most unusual kink?
43. In an SM context, do you prefer giving pain, or receiving it?
44. Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?
45. Describe your most recent bondage experience.
46. In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as “daddy,” “mommy,” or any similar term?
47. Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?
48. Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?
49. Do you have any kinks that you’re ashamed of?
50. How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?
COME FOR THE QUESTIONS, STAY FOR THE SUBHEADINGS
51. (Vagina-owners) Do you ever squirt when you come?
52. Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?
53. Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?
54. Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.
55. How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?
56. Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?
57. Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?
58. Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?
59. What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?
60. Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?
ORAL FIXATION
61. Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?
62. What’s your favourite position in which to receive oral?
63. Describe your oral sex technique.
64. Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?
65. Describe the worst oral sex you’ve ever received.
66. Describe the best oral sex you’ve ever received.
67. Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?
68. How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?
69. Do you like 69ing?
70. Can you deep-throat?
EVERYTHING BUTT
71. Do you like it in the butt?
72. What’s the strangest object you’ve had in your butt?
73. Do you enjoy being rimmed?
74. Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?
75. Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.
76. Do you like doing stuff to other people’s butts?
77. (Prostate-owners) Have you ever received a prostate massage?
78. Do you own any buttplugs?
79. Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?
80. Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?
SHARING IS CARING
All questions assume you’ve done group sex of some kind
81. Describe your most recent group sex experience.
82. Have you ever had sex with more than two people at once (eg., foursome, moresome)?
83. Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?
84. Do you enjoy watching your partner(s) having sex with others?
85. Do you prefer to arrange group sex beforehand, or allow it to happen organically?
86. Have you ever felt left out during group sex?
87. Have you ever done a gangbang (ie., lots of people have sex with one person, but not each other)?
88. Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?
89. Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?
90. Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?
**BONUS DARES**
91. Post a selfie.
92. Post a naked selfie.
93. Tag your biggest tumblr crush.
94. Post your follower count.
95. Press ctrl-v, and post whatever comes up.
96. Tag your top five followers.
97. Post your most recent Facebook status here.
98. Post the last SMS you received.
99. Post the last SMS you sent.
100. Send me $500.
Ask meee
A flash of red caught his eye. There weren’t that many red-heads around after all. “Hux! We need to discuss–” his vocoder voice cut off mid sentence as he finally got a decent look at the man. It wasn’t the General, but… “How…? Who are you?” he demanded. -kylocanyounot
Techie froze and felt ice run through his veins. Why is Kylo Ren, of all people, talking to him?! The blood is pulsing so hard in his ears that he doesn’t even know what the man is saying, and can only stare blankly at him.
“Um, ah,” he says, very intelligently.
And then bolts for the nearest exit.
Techie digs his fingernails into the nasal edges of his eyes and pulls them out slightly, wiggling his fingers to press at a spot behind the eyeball. They release from their place and dangle out of the socket, connected only to the ocular nerve. The extra-ocular muscles twitch and bleed from the sudden separation.
Techie’s tension spikes despite the wave of calm, but he answers Ren as coherently as he can manage, “Hux th-thinks I’m a f-freak. Wh-which I am, s-so I don’t really h-hold it against him.”
Techie and Adeline Hux [Closed] [Part 3]
Techie burst into the room where Adeline was held after four or so tries with different doors. He’d swiped a blaster from one of the wrong rooms and pointed it at MaMa.
“I d-don’t know how you s-survived, but I promise you won’t make it out alive th-this time,” he forced out through gritted teeth. The blaster shook in his hands.
[Swing AU] Hux walked into the band’s rehearsal space when he heard someone playing a saxophone- only to find it was Techie, playing beautifully like no one’s business. “Techie, how did you get in here?! Where did you get that saxophone?!”
Techie squeaked and almost dropped it, catching it again and steadying it upon his lap. “H-Hux! I, ah, I j-just- wanted t-to try it,” he said weakly, eyebrows scrunched up together.
After a little pause, he asked, cautiously optimistic, “W-was I any g-good?”
With some trepidation, he gently took her hand and kissed the top of it as quick as he could. When he pulled back his entire face was alight. “I’m honored t-to be in the band w-with all of you, and I won’t l-let you down!”
[Swing AU] Hux walked into the band’s rehearsal space when he heard someone playing a saxophone- only to find it was Techie, playing beautifully like no one’s business. “Techie, how did you get in here?! Where did you get that saxophone?!”
Techie squeaked and almost dropped it, catching it again and steadying it upon his lap. “H-Hux! I, ah, I j-just- wanted t-to try it,” he said weakly, eyebrows scrunched up together.
After a little pause, he asked, cautiously optimistic, “W-was I any g-good?”
He suddenly felt too hot in his own skin. “Uh, Miss Phasma, h-hello!” Techie offered her his hand but suddenly whipped it back towards him, then looked like he was caught between kissing her hand and doing a curtsy.
He settled for just slapping a rigid, toothy smile on his face and standing frozen in front of her.
Women always made him extra nervous.
A flash of red caught his eye. There weren’t that many red-heads around after all. “Hux! We need to discuss–” his vocoder voice cut off mid sentence as he finally got a decent look at the man. It wasn’t the General, but… “How…? Who are you?” he demanded. -kylocanyounot
Techie froze and felt ice run through his veins. Why is Kylo Ren, of all people, talking to him?! The blood is pulsing so hard in his ears that he doesn’t even know what the man is saying, and can only stare blankly at him.
“Um, ah,” he says, very intelligently.
And then bolts for the nearest exit.
“Stay,” Techie blurts out, much too fast. He hates all the stuff they do to his eyes when he gets them checked. Maybe having Kylo Ren around to talk to while the tests go on would help keep him distracted.
“You think I’m t-tolerable?” That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to him. Even Armitage, at best, occasionally calls him “other Hux” instead of “reject”. “Sibling” in the rare event that he had a good lay and is in a better mood.
A different droid comes in and does a quick but obnoxiously loud outer scan of his sclera, cornea, and iris. The worst part is yet to come.
TechieHux 