techie’s reblogs

| techiehux

read-me-loud-and-queer:

nott-the-best:

riones-lair:

thesanityclause:

fadespirit:

audacityinblack:

stimmyabby:

clatterbane:

elphias:

lavenderek:

highqueenmargeaux:

ruttotohtori:

perspektiivivirhe:

porciacatonis:

shredsandpatches:

glumshoe:

I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it.

I got “topheavy cishet”

Parallel parking bisexual

“dubiously neurotypical nonbinary person”
Accuracy is astonishing.

awkward twink

“egotistical lesbian”

“horrid cishet”
listen, my dude,

swamp witch hacker

European genderfluid

goblin bear 

cursed bi

@fadespirit

craven fae

Subterranean homesick ghost.

Aw, that’s sad.

Kleptomaniac heterosexual

BIG BIG BIG HACKER

practically perfect queer

“Uncomfortable sex god”

(o_o)

Accurate…

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Do you know when is Hux’s birthday, ST-3V3? Maybe you could surprise him with a cake. #Hugs4Hux

| techiehux

trooperst-3v3:

After the chocolate chip/welding torch incident, Deej says I’m not allowed to bake anymore.

I don’t know what her problem is. My eyebrows will grow back.

Anyway, maybe I can knit him a nice hat instead.

Do any of you know when his birthday is? Was he even born? Or did he just emerge fully-formed, like Boticelli’s Venus, from a sea of piss and vinegar? Also, do you think he’d prefer wool, or something easier to wash like acrylic?

Even I don’t know his birthday, but go for acrylic. Easier to wash off blood and guts that way!

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