strange purchase

niibeth:

TW Neglect

 Another
take on Kylo Amidala/Techie

Imagine –
spoilt prince Kylo lives in a kind of glorified exile.

Suspicious
merchant sells him a strange mechanical person. The novelty is accompanied by a
complex instruction, that Kylo naturally throws away.

But
mechanical person is amusing and sweet, and has a personality, and Kylo is
lonely. So, lazy interest turns into a sincere affection.

But cyborg’s
functionality quickly deteriorates. Kylo tries to compensate the lack of
maintenance by extra care. It doesn’t help. One-day Techie goes out like a
light.

Techie is permanently thirsty and will 100% have sex on the first date. This is not a judgement, just an objective fact.