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Techsma Headcanons

*After getting to know Phasma, Techie slowly falls in love with her

*They love going out on dates: karaoke, brunch, the movies, but most of all- swing dancing!

*Phasma shows Techie how to dance, and after practicing, they go out and dance. Hux is in the band, so he always feels proud of his brother when he watches him dance.

*Since Techie watched Hux give sax lessons, he began to understand how to play- with some help from Armie. Now he can serenade Phasma

*Pudge loves Techie also- whenever he comes into the room, Pudge meows hello at him and starts purring loudly.

*But most of all- Techie is now happy. Happy to be away from MaMa, happy to be reunited with Armie, and happy he’s in love with Phasma.

[Submitted by @lenina-phasma! These are wonderful! šŸ˜]

Another fic thing: Phasma sings to Techie, please?

Some Kind of Punk Singer AU (?)

Phasma struts onstage in her full, silvery chrome regalia and gives the audience the finger.Ā ā€œYou little shits ready to scream?ā€ The crowd loses their minds at having their queen before them, and Techie, so far in the back of the concert hall that all he sees are the flashing lights and fog, tries to wave frantically at Phasma. He’d gotten stolen tickets for cheap on the deep web and hoped with all his heart that she’d notice him!

And if he was near invisible at the moment, well, that didn’t matter. Techie had a plan!

He pulled out the handmade sign, a stark white rectangle withĀ ā€œPHASMA FOREVERā€ written with brilliant christmas lights and surrounded by silver glitter. Techie flips the little switch in the back and the sign glowsĀ like a beacon in the dark. Grinning to himself, Techie waves it back and forth amongst the sea of screaming fans. It overshadows all the other, smaller signs for sure. Now all he has to do is cross his fingers and hope Phasma glances his way.

In the middle of the song, she cuts herself off and squints in his direction.Ā ā€œWhat the fuckĀ is that?ā€ she asks, pointing wildly towards his seat. Techie stands up as straight as he can, on tip toes, and waves it harder!!Ā 

Phasma takes the mic and yells,Ā ā€œBringĀ ā€˜em up!ā€ Suddenly, Techie is being shoved towards the stage until he’s right at the front row, gaping up in shock at his idol, who grabs him by a skinny arm and drags him up onto the stage.

ā€œI like the look of this one!ā€ she grins, and sings the rest of her song directly to his face. He’s going to go deaf but it will be worth it!

Techie is permanently thirsty and will 100% have sex on the first date. This is not a judgement, just an objective fact.

lenina-phasma:

There’s A Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (Techsma Futurama!AU)

Delivery girl Lenina ā€œLennieā€ Phasma is sent out on an errand, only to find that it was a cruel prank played on her by some cryogenics researchers. When she accidentally stumbles into a cryogenic tube, she ends up frozen in time- and wakes up in the 31st century.

The city of Starkiller is now known as Skywalker, a beautiful, utopian city (with a dark secret). While there, she meets Techie, the pilot of the ship for the Millennium Falcon Express Shipping Company (that’s a mouthful), along with scientist Luke Skywalker, up and coming scientist Armitage Hux and snarky robot Kylo Ren (bite my shiny metal a$$!).

With that, Lennie gets whisked on strange and exciting adventures across the universe, matching wits with alien overlords (such as the maniacal Snoke, who is secretly plotting to annihilate Skywalker), and finding romance with Techie.

There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow/Just a dream away!

@techiehux

I’ve never seen Futurama but I need this AU in my life and STAT šŸ‘Œ

Dear Captain Phasma: First off… hello. Um, I’m one of the technicians on-board. You might not know me but I see you around all the time, and your armor is super cool… I think that you’re cool too, so, ah, if we could maybe go out sometime? Talk a little? I have a crush on you, Captain… Sorry if that’s weird! Um, if you don’t want to, please just forget this ever happened! -Bill Huxley

chromium-siren:

Awww, that’s adorable! Bill, I’d love to go out with you.