Ahhh how cute!! Both of them have very thick accents that neither of them are very familiar with so it leads to a few mishearings and a few misunderstandings!! But both are in love with how the other one sounds so they keep on talking!
choose your fighter between Domhnall Gleeson talking about gay porn on a press tour for a children movie vs Adam Driver talking about sacrificing goats at Cannes
yeah I don’t think anything will ever top the kylux AND gay porn mention all in the same interview
kylo: general armitage hux…or shall I say…my burning flame of destruction, of adoration…where shall the first order strike next?
hux: my supreme leader, my ren, the enforcer of my thoughts, the leader of this chaotic, wretched galaxy, I will bow to you, listen to your thoughts and be inspired by whatever path you put the first order on
@sugardaddyhux and I are having a competition to see who can think of the silliest Kylux AU. Mate, do you know how prepared I am for this? I raise you:
OHOHOHO YOU ARENT READY FOR THIS JELLY
I RAISE YOU
KYLUX SOCK SUBSCRIPTION AU.
Hux is an entrepreneur breaking into the emerging trend of sock subscription services. Socks delivered to your door monthly. He has the monopoly over the market, selling functional socks to those who dont have time to buy their own socks, but wish to keep up with the newest sock trends. Then, his sales start to drop. What is going on? A quick google search reveals the culprit: a rival sock subscription service selling -ugh- colourful hipster socks. It takes him all of 3 minutes to find the name and business address of VaderSocks2U. Kylo Ren would regret the day he ever set a socked foot in Hux’s territory. Let the Sock Wars begin.
Rated M. Extremely kinky. Socks used as sex toys.
ho ho I see you there trying to kill me with your kinky Sock AU (now there’s a sentence I never thought I’d hear) and I raise you
Rated L FOR LOVE
Oh, a good one. I admit, thats gonna be hard to beat…
LUCKILY IVE GOT JUST THE THING
KYLUX BIRD WATCHING AU
Kylo Ren is the reigning Supreme Leader of the Big List – the bird watching competition to see the most bird species in a year. He’s confident he’s going to win this year too, until a previously unknown, redheaded watcher starts to step too close to his record. Ren should be travelling all over the world to see as many birds as possible, but he is drawn to Armitage Hux, known as The General in the bird world. He soon finds himself watching less birds and more booty…
100k slow burn bird-nerd mega fic full of terribke bird related innuendoes
Hux as desperately wanting to prove he can train someone, that he knows how to do it
Hux as worried that after Finn’s defection, Kylo won’t trust him to know how to take care of him.
Hux agonizing over scenes, because they have to go perfectly.
Hux as not believing in top drop, because if he were strong enough, he wouldn’t worry so much.
Hux as constantly obsessing over exactly which minute thing Kylo reacted to in their last scene, and trying to make sure he includes exactly that the next time they meet.
Hux as not trusting his need to make Kylo hurt – is that ok? should he be feeling this? Is this right?
TechieHux 