Ben Amidala is a juggalo
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Hux is Kylo’s anchor to the dark side and he’s the only one who makes him shut up and stop whining just by walking onto a room
actually the closest thing we got to a sex scene was Kylo screaming more more more and then Hux whispering softly in his ear that’s enough
Netflix knows about Kylux
If you search “Domhnall Gleeson,” after listing movies he is actually in, it lists Adam Driver movies and queer Irish films.
anyway the kylux fandom never stood a chance of being normal with how Adam and Domhnall are
#if it’s not Domhnall talking about gay porn in an interview for a kids movie it’s adam in an snl vid married to a fishman with a kid#i dont even want to know how the kid was conceived and delivered
god I want Kylo’s and Hux’s first kiss to be when they’re both so broken and lonely that they just latch onto each other and hug and cry and kiss
hux is the kind of guy who treats the abstinence card he got in health class as a legally binding document
he reports his fellow cadets for “breaking the law” but the disciplinary committee won’t do anything about it so he takes matters into his own hands, making a point to ruin any tryst he happens upon
no one likes him except for the exhibitionists
TechieHux 