hux is the kind of guy who treats the abstinence card he got in health class as a legally binding document
he reports his fellow cadets for “breaking the law” but the disciplinary committee won’t do anything about it so he takes matters into his own hands, making a point to ruin any tryst he happens upon
no one likes him except for the exhibitionists
virgin hux
virgin!Hux gate got me thinking, virgin!Hux and virgin!Kylo, having just discovered each other. neither has any idea what goes where and how, they just keep touching each other everywhere, mostly their dicks of course. it’s so addictive that they cannot stop even after coming twice. they are covered in lube and come, both so oversensitive they want to scream but still jerking each other off. they are shocked when one of them has a dry orgasm (money is on Kylo).
Money is definitely on Kylo.
Hux is confused about where bbs come from… with his v card intact, he’s always thought the porg-storks brought them to the first order!
I like the idea that Hux does suggestive things because he’s an innocent virgin flower that doesn’t know any better…
Not to be that person, but I’ve been saying Hux is a virgin for over a year.
(as far as that rejected comic book page is concerned, though: I’m not considering it to be canon. I may be a fan of virgin Hux, but I need to have ALL the Huxes, thanks. i’m greedy like that.)
However, I am now thirsting for the fic where both Ren and Hux are awkward virgins who fall in bed together, have some lovely frottage. Then go their separate ways, only to come to the realization that they had sex 3 days later…
slutty virgin Hux who coasted through the academy and the early years of his career on the unspoken promise of sexual favors that he always weaseled out of performing
slutty virgin Hux letting an older, brawnier cadet watch him shower and change in the communal refresher
they never touch
none of the other cadets – the ones who despise him – touch him either
slutty virgin Hux sharing a meal with a superior officer, one of the tedious leftover Imps, to discuss his career
he listens raptly to war stories, pretends to be a little drunk, shows his pale delicate wrist while reaching for a glass
he makes captain that year
about Hux and Kylo’s relationship to their bodies
(This started as my thoughts on Hux’s relationship with his body. Then Kylo got caught in there, because I love parallels between those two characters. And it turned into half kylux fic, half meta.)
All this virgin Hux posting is giving me life and reminding me of when I first started lurking in the kylux fandom. I was surprised to see how often Hux is portrayed as sexually savvy, wielding sex appeal like it’s any other strategy he’s mastered.
(By now I’ve embraced all manners of Hux portrayals. Frankly, I like to let the author guide the story and if it’s well written and compelling, I can happily forget my own headcanons.)
Thinking back on TFA Hux, though, he still reads to me as someone who views his body as a burden. An annoying flesh vessel that needs basic daily maintenance in order for his superior intellect to function at full capacity. He walks around stiffly, a little bent forward, like he has severe back pain. He probably grinds his teeth at night and had digestive troubles since childhood. He takes too many stims, sleeps not nearly enough, and tops it off with pain relievers for the stomach aches and back pain, refusing to do as the medic recommend and get some fucking sleep, eat at regular hours, etc. Because if it can be cured by a pill, why let anything interfere with his work?
TechieHux 