5ovspades:

To @ilovestens. – because now I can’t get witch!Hux out of my mind.

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In which A. Hux gives the resident werewolf a bath.

KR: Are you sprinkling condiments on me???

AH: Don’t be daft Ren. It is a traditional herbal remedy
passed through my maternal lineage for generations.

M: Yes. All the better for Armitage to eat you up later.

jeusus:

K: You played volleyball?

H: What? No, I told you I took boxing at the academy. 

K: You ought to contact that holosite then, cause you’re listed as 3 times  champion while playing for the Arkanis Academy volleyball team AND also as being their beloved and feared mascot. Looking at the pictures, I understand why, that’s some serious skills you’re displaying right here.

H: Oh stars, I’ve had these pictures wiped out 10 years ago and executed the holosite owner how could you possibly find them?

K: Did you keep the uniform?