first-order-hr:

Human Resources here. In celebration of the fact that we are one year closer to total galactic domination there will be official celebrations on deck C for all personnel. Tomorrow will also be a day off, and you are welcome to take shore leave. Please note that this does exclude any personnel who are required to remain on duty in case of emergencies.

Fireworks and alcoholic beverages will be available for purchase at a discount for the remainder of today. DO NOT set off any fireworks around technical equipment or flammable materials, as the General has informed us that if last year’s events are repeated this holiday will be cancelled for the foreseeable future. 

Thank you and let’s all have another productive year.