☎- drunk, questionable voicemail message

kylocanyounot:

Kylo pressed a small button on his helmet, brows furrowed at the message. He knew who, just not wide. It played quietly to him inside the helmet, and thank the stars he was wearing it. He’s was three shades of red and fairly concerned.

He stalked down to the levels of the ship where he likely lived and using the information he could conjure up in the ship’s data bank found his room.

“What was that?!” He balked, still more embarrassed than anything, but at least hidden.

As if he was repeating something distasteful, Techie rattled out all their fuctions as quickly as he could: “Th-they can do night v-v-vision, x-ray vision, project an image, uh, anywhere, and… There’s m-more I probably haven’t discovered yet.”

Techie stood up from the ground and dusted himself off, shooting Ren an apologetic smile. “Y-yeah, I can’t imagine a force-wizard would l-like what goes on in my head very much. But, um, you know,” here he blushes a little, “Having you around m-makes me feel safe, so I think my b-brain was quieter with you here.”

jathis:

According to the Judge Dredd game these are the ISO Cubes

I really don’t want him to end up in one of these it’s always for like minimum six years and I’m scared he tried so hard you guys and he was being abused and he didn’t know and guys he can’t end up in one of these things

He’d be so alone, so miserable. Missing his family and with nothing to pass the time except living and reliving all his awful memories 😭

A flash of red caught his eye. There weren’t that many red-heads around after all. “Hux! We need to discuss–” his vocoder voice cut off mid sentence as he finally got a decent look at the man. It wasn’t the General, but… “How…? Who are you?” he demanded. -kylocanyounot

techiehux:

@kylocanyounot

Techie froze and felt ice run through his veins. Why is Kylo Ren, of all people, talking to him?! The blood is pulsing so hard in his ears that he doesn’t even know what the man is saying, and can only stare blankly at him.

“Um, ah,” he says, very intelligently.

And then bolts for the nearest exit.

Jumping out of his seat and scrambling to answer, Techie input the unlock code and smiled big at Ren’s huge figure in his doorway. “Kylo!” he exclaimed, and glanced down at his clothes. “You look really f-fancy!” Color rose to his cheeks. Ren looked *good*.

Techie suddenly felt a little silly in his own outfit: a wrinkle-free yellow dress shirt with suspenders holding up his shorts and a red bow tie.

“I’m glad y-you’re here,” he smiled.

What’s our song?

“Cause the possibility
That you would ever feel the same way about me
It’s just too much, just too much”

“When you’re near, I hide my blushing face
And trip on my shoelaces 
Grace just isn’t my forté”

“If I trust in you, would you let me down?
Would you laugh at me, if I said I care for you?
Could you feel the same way too?”

[Crush- David Archuleta; I do Adore- Mindy Gledhill; Name of the Game- ABBA]