first-order-hr:

Human Resources here. In celebration of the fact that we are one year closer to total galactic domination there will be official celebrations on deck C for all personnel. Tomorrow will also be a day off, and you are welcome to take shore leave. Please note that this does exclude any personnel who are required to remain on duty in case of emergencies.

Fireworks and alcoholic beverages will be available for purchase at a discount for the remainder of today. DO NOT set off any fireworks around technical equipment or flammable materials, as the General has informed us that if last year’s events are repeated this holiday will be cancelled for the foreseeable future. 

Thank you and let’s all have another productive year.

first-order-hr:

Human Resources here. In light of recent changes in our leadership we thought it would be beneficial to update and get new responses to one of our old surveys. Can all personnel please fill out one of these forms and return it to our department? Have a productive day.

The Complaint Forms

Not too happy about this, but I had to fill one out today…

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kylo-friend:

Please reblog if you think it’s valid to reject Jedi teachings and join the Dark Side

Trying to prove a point to my dad.

rustedxeyes:

People: You’re such a sweet soft boy™ 😍

Me: *remembers that time I used a piece of broken glass to mug someone for less than half a unit of filtered water*

Me: Uh yeah… s-sure 😅

letboysbeloved:

teacupsandcauldrons:

But like why is there still this concept that males don’t like cute mushy romantic shit and being emotionally taken care of? Just the other day I was cuddling with my boyfriend and after admiring him for awhile I told him, “Your eyes are so beautiful, they look like mini oceans” and I swear to god I heard him squeak in embarrassment and saw his cheeks actually begin to blush. Sometimes he likes being the little spoon and although I’m half his size I’m always happy to play jet pack. If he’s having a bad day he knows he can lay his head on my shoulder and just bawl his eyes out and I won’t think any less of him. Guys have emotional needs and want to feel loved and taken care of too yanno.

Boys deserve emotional reassurance just like anybody. They deserve compliments and cuteness, too.